{"product_id":"danger-is-still-everywhere-paperback-by-david-odoherty-illustrated-by-chris-judge","title":"Danger is STILL Everywhere Paperback by David O'Doherty, illustrated by Chris Judge","description":"\u003cbody\u003e\n                            \n                                \n                                    \u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n                                    \u003cul\u003e\n                                        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cb\u003ePuffin\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003e(2015-10-16)\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n                                        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLanguage\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cstrong\u003eEnglish\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n                                        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePaperback\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cstrong\u003e256\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cb\u003epages\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n                                        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eISBN-13\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cstrong\u003e9780141359205\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n                                        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cstrong\u003e244.94\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cb\u003egrams\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n                                        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cstrong\u003e7.5 x 6.0 x 0.7\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cb\u003ecm\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n                                    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n                                    \u003cbr\u003e\n                                    \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDANGER is STILL EVERYWHERE: Beware of the Dog!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWill Docter Noel Zone's second book tell you how to combat a CROCUUM*? \u003cu\u003eYES\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnd reveal the secrets of the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist? \u003cu\u003eTHAT TOO\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eHas he written it yet? \u003cu\u003eNO\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eIs it because he's hiding in a wardrobe? \u003cu\u003eMAYBE\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDocter Noel is facing his most terrifying situation EVER - a little dog called Napkin has come to stay. That may not sound particularly dangerous, but every POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows the only safe pet is a pet rock. So now Docter Noel is hiding in a wardrobe while Napkin wreaks havoc around the Dangerzone. And all the while Docter Noel is supposed to be writing his new VERY IMPORTANT handbook on Dangerology (Level 2).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat is until the Pet of the Year (POTY) contest is announced and Docter Noel hatches a plan. There's only one problem. Serial safety-flouter Max WURST is the judge. .\u003ci\u003e .\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor Docter Noel, it's never been clearer that DANGER IS \u003cu\u003eSTILL\u003c\/u\u003e EVERYWHERE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*A crocodile that looks like a vacuum cleaner that lives under the stairs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eDiary of a Wimpy Kid \u003c\/i\u003emeets \u003ci\u003eThe Dangerous Book for Boys, \u003c\/i\u003eDANGER is STILL EVERYWHERE is the second brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of \u003ci\u003eall\u003c\/i\u003e kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for DANGER IS EVERYWHERE:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'I dislocated my jaw laughing' \u003cb\u003eEoin Colfer, author of \u003ci\u003eArtemis Fowl\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'A brilliantly silly survival guide' \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSunday Express\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.' \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eTime Out\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eLondon\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid' \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.' \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eFinancial Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e'\u003c\/i\u003eBrilliantly funny' \u003cb\u003eGransnet\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'A brilliantly mapcap guide' \u003cb\u003eni4Kids.com\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Laugh-out-loud' \u003cb\u003eTheSchoolRun.comcom\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n                                    \u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n                                    \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDavid O'Doherty:\u003c\/b\u003e is a stand-up comedian, writer and regular guest on television shows such as \u003ci\u003eQI, Have I Got News For You \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eWould I Lie To You?\u003c\/i\u003e He has written two theatre shows for children, including one where he fixed their bicycles live on stage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n                                \n                            \n                            \u003c\/body\u003e","brand":"Best Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":44900484612257,"sku":"BBSNIJ9780141359205","price":16.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0525\/2084\/5473\/files\/9780141359205.jpg?v=1744350586","url":"https:\/\/www.bestbookstore.ca\/products\/danger-is-still-everywhere-paperback-by-david-odoherty-illustrated-by-chris-judge","provider":"Best Book Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}