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She’ll get one at any cost.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen Camille Deming isn’t cooking, cleaning, or homesteading in her picture-perfect country farmhouse, she’s posting about her tradwife lifestyle for her online followers. She takes inspiration from other tradwives on social media, aspiring to be like them, but Camille’s missing a key component: a baby. And contrary to what she posts online, things with her husband, Graham, have been strained. Pressured by her eager followers, Camille fears that without a baby, her relationship will suffer and her social media will never grow out of its infancy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen Camille discovers a mysterious, decrepit well in the wheatfield behind her house, she makes a wish for a baby. Afterward, she has unsettling experiences that she convinces herself are angelic in nature, and when she’s visited one night by a strange creature, her wish comes true. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCamille’s pregnancy announcement gets more engagement than anything she’s ever posted—so what if Graham’s reaction is lukewarm? Camille’s life is finally falling into place. Never mind that her pregnancy is developing freakishly rapidly and she’s suddenly craving raw meat. Being a traditional wife is worth it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eRosemary’s Baby \u003c\/i\u003efor the digital age, this disturbing horror novel is one you’ll want to devour in just one bite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n                        \u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n                        \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSaratoga Schaefer \u003c\/b\u003e(they\/them) is the \u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e Bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eSerial Killer Support Group\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eTrad Wife\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Last Time We Drowned\u003c\/i\u003e, and\u003ci\u003e A Thousand Monstrous Forms\u003c\/i\u003e. Their cunningly dark debut \u003ci\u003eSerial Killer Support Group\u003c\/i\u003e was a “Best Pick of the Month” by Barnes \u0026amp; Noble and Amazon. Saratoga’s second novel \u003ci\u003eTrad Wife\u003c\/i\u003e was an instant \u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e Bestseller and Indie Press Bestseller, a Library Reads and Aardvark Book Club pick for February 2026, as well as a best horror of the month by Variety and Reactor. \u003ci\u003eTrad Wife\u003c\/i\u003e was also featured in Book Riot, The Seattle Times, Goodreads, and Publisher’s Weekly. Saratoga’s books have been in \u003ci\u003ePeople Magazine\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eCosmopolitan\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eGlamour\u003c\/i\u003e. They have published poetry and essays in online publications, and their writing has appeared in Writer’s Digest, CrimeReads, and more. They have a certificate in editing from the Poynter Institute (in partnership with ACES) and has a background in marketing, PR, film, and wellness. 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