Boring Things Dad Says Paperback by Rupert Baxter

Product Details

• Publisher: Century (2025-12-16)
• Language: English
• Paperback: 160 pages
• ISBN-13: 9781804953358
• Item Weight: 368.55 grams
• Dimensions: 0.0 x 0.0 x 0.0 cm

Ever wondered what on earth your dad is saying? You’re not alone.

Boring Things Dad Says is the ultimate dad de-coder capturing the mystery, quirks and humour of fatherhood. It’s also the best dad de-coder you’ll ever buy, helping you quickly translate boring things they say into simple, everyday language. For example…

What Dad Says: “Have you done your homework?”
What Dad Means: “Please don't ask me how to do long division.”

Packed with classic dad phrases, eye-roll-worthy dad jokes, and spot-on observations, this laugh-out-loud guide is the perfect funny gift for dads of all shapes and sizes.

You’ll find chapters on essential subjects such as:

· The golf trip
· Meeting the boyfriend/girlfriend
· The shed
· Grandchildren
· Christmas

Whether you're looking for a funny stocking filler for 'hard to buy for' men or a gag gift for a new dad, Boring Things Dad Says is the perfect present for birthdays, Christmas and Father’s Day.

About the Author

Rupert Baxter is a former IT technician turned writer. He lives in Milton Keynes with his long-suffering wife and three children.

Beyond writing, Baxter has a passion for garden landscaping and swears the new water feature is nearly finished.

Boring Things Dad Says is his first book. Baxter has high hopes that it will be a Sunday Times bestseller.