How Not to Completely Suck as a New Parent Paperback by Scott Feschuk and Paul Mather

Product Details

• Publisher: McClelland & Stewart (2004-04-20)
• Language: English
• Paperback: 232 pages
• ISBN-13: 9780771047541
• Item Weight: 297.11 grams
• Dimensions: 8.46 x 5.62 x 0.61 cm

Are you tired of the earnest advice in conventional parenting books? Do you want to know what’s really in your future as a new parent? Scott Feschuk and Paul Mather both know, all too well, and are happy to tell you with their trademark irreverence what it’s really like to be a new parent.

For instance, they tell you that by nine months your baby will inevitably have missed several milestones, sending you into a complete panic. And sooner or later you’ll realize you’re doing everything wrong. The solution is simple: just read a different childcare advice book. Also, if your child has not knocked over something expensive and nice by the age of three, this could be a sign that you don’t have enough things that are expensive and nice. Did you know that a child’s affection for a song is directly proportional to how severely it annoys his mother and father? And, believe it or not, experts estimate that by 2024, the cost of a drunken frat party at a typical postsecondary institution will be $575,000. You owe it to your child to start saving now!

Candid and comic, How Not to Completely Suck is a bundle of laughs for frazzled new parents and curious parents-to-be. The perfect gift for a shower or Mother’s Day.

About the Author

Scott Feschuk former media columnist for the National Post, is the author of Searching For Michael Jackson’s Nose. He is currently the prime minister’s speech writer.

Paul Mather is half of the comedy duo Atomic Improv and writes for the hit television show The Monday Report with Rick Mercer.